The most popular countries to get a blowjob on holiday

Many countries have become travel destinations for the sex industry, you know the kind of place where it’s easy to go and get a blowjob. While we like a good blowjob (my trip away wouldn’t be a success without one) there really is more to taking a trip that getting head. We’ve painstakingly put together a list of five countries where you’re guaranteed to get a blowjob. It was a real challenge trying them all out, but we got there in the end.

As well as having a liking for sex we’re obsessed with travel and just about everything relating to it, so each of the destinations have culturally-interesting sites that attract all kinds of tourists, with a seedier side for guys like me. You get the best of both worlds.

We’ve done the research as far as countries are concerned, but if you’re in the planning stages do some research into the city you are visiting. Turning up at a small village in Cambodia is unlikely to have the success rate of Phnom Penh.  Putting blowjob or blowjob cafe into your search engine should bring up enough information on where to go.

Happy travels…you can thank me later!

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Thailand

Thailand is filled with temples, statues and stunning beaches, but it also has some of the highest numbers for sex industry workers in the world. The Patpong area in Bangkok is a red-light district that is popular with tourists for its go-go bars, sex shows and blowjob cafes. You’ll find blowjob cafes Kasalong, Lolitas, The Lollipop and Som’s Heaven all on Sukhumvit Soi. Blowjob bars have also become popular in Pattaya and Phuket.There’s a good chance that you’ll have to pay. Prostitution isn’t legal, but the police tend to take handouts and aren’t interested in what goes on behind closed doors.It might be worth checking for updates before you go. Back in July Thailand’s first female tourism minister Kobkarn Wattanavrangkul promised to destroy the sex industry and reinvent the country.  At the time of writing the industry is still thriving.

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Cambodia

The top attraction for visitors in Cambodia may be the Temples of Angkor, but girls offering blowjobs is also attracting visitors. Cities like Siem Reap and Phnom Penh are teaming with go-go bars, filled with women offering blowjobs and more. Sex tourism is definitely on the rise in Cambodia.

Brazil

Brazil attracts just about everyone looking for a good time, blowjobs are plentiful and so are hedonistic tourists. Travellers head to the red-light districts in Rio di Janeiro and other cities, but our advice is to get on the beach or into a bar or club to get chatting to the ladies. Free love is all the rage in Brazil, it won’t take you long to get that blowjob.

Spain

Party cities in Spain like Madrid and Barcelona are notorious for their debauched club and bar scene are also popular destinations for sex tourism. You’ll have no problem getting it on in this European gem.  One thing we do need to bring to your attention is a worrying new trend called sex roulette. It has been reported that teenagers in Barcelona are taking part in orgies. The rules are that the sex has to be unprotected and at least one participant has to be HIV positive. The aim is to add an element of danger into the fold. Orgies are fun, but be careful, a life time on medication isn’t fun.

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The Netherlands

Though many tourists head to Amsterdam for its scenic canals and art museums, many head there for the notorious red light district and weed. The sex industry is thriving in Amsterdam, but there are also many other places to hook up and get head. The city is thriving with go-go bars, sex cinemas and sex clubs and saunas. Amsterdam has it all, you might not want to leave.